Who is the king of the animal kingdom
The donkey went to the lion and said:
-Well, why should you be king of beasts? Why can't I be?
-What do you mean why, look at the pretty mane I have
-Well, I have a nice mane too. So why can't I be the king?
-Yeah, but I have a very big dick.Look how big it is
-And I got a big dick - said the donkey
They tried measuring their dicks and they were exactly the same size. Then the lion said:
-Well, yes, but I fuck very hard and long
-And I fuck hard and long,answered the donkey
Finally, the lion offered:
-Let's shag each other and whoever lasts longer without cumin, he is the king of beasts.
-Deal,said the donkey,
They tossed a coin and the lion was to fuck first. He began shagging the donkey,shagged ,shagged and shagged for 30 mins then he finished. Then it was the donkey's turn.He got on top of the lion and started fucking him. 20 minutes passed and the lion's thinking, ''Getting worried now,not long left till he reaches 30 mins. I have to think of what the lioness does when i shag her?YES!She bites me playfully on the neck.''He turned around and began to bite the donkey's neck. The donkey went crazy and began shagging him deeper and deeper. Yet 25 minutes have passed and no end. Leo thought again about the tricks of the lioness and thought of how she scratches his balls with her nails. Begun to do so and the donkey, eyoreed of fun and began fucking him even more cruelly. Occurred 28 min and the lion is now seriously worried. Again,he thought, and thought of what makes him the greatest pleasure,and he remembered the lioness starts to swirl her ass into 8's. Sooner said than done, began to spin like hog roast on the spit.the donkey couldnt last any more and came on the 29th min,then whispered gently in the lion's ear:
-You are not the king,mate. You are God.
-Well, why should you be king of beasts? Why can't I be?
-What do you mean why, look at the pretty mane I have
-Well, I have a nice mane too. So why can't I be the king?
-Yeah, but I have a very big dick.Look how big it is
-And I got a big dick - said the donkey
They tried measuring their dicks and they were exactly the same size. Then the lion said:
-Well, yes, but I fuck very hard and long
-And I fuck hard and long,answered the donkey
Finally, the lion offered:
-Let's shag each other and whoever lasts longer without cumin, he is the king of beasts.
-Deal,said the donkey,
They tossed a coin and the lion was to fuck first. He began shagging the donkey,shagged ,shagged and shagged for 30 mins then he finished. Then it was the donkey's turn.He got on top of the lion and started fucking him. 20 minutes passed and the lion's thinking, ''Getting worried now,not long left till he reaches 30 mins. I have to think of what the lioness does when i shag her?YES!She bites me playfully on the neck.''He turned around and began to bite the donkey's neck. The donkey went crazy and began shagging him deeper and deeper. Yet 25 minutes have passed and no end. Leo thought again about the tricks of the lioness and thought of how she scratches his balls with her nails. Begun to do so and the donkey, eyoreed of fun and began fucking him even more cruelly. Occurred 28 min and the lion is now seriously worried. Again,he thought, and thought of what makes him the greatest pleasure,and he remembered the lioness starts to swirl her ass into 8's. Sooner said than done, began to spin like hog roast on the spit.the donkey couldnt last any more and came on the 29th min,then whispered gently in the lion's ear:
-You are not the king,mate. You are God.
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